SPAM!

[japanesebaby]

i just got this today
(it looks like somebody has a question or two...):

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[j]

I was bombarded by retards last night.  All of them emailed me about the Ultimate Online Pharmaceutical.  I got emails from:

Narcosis P. Sexual
Caricatured C. Antihistamine
Yearbook M. Softwood
Collectivism M. Gangways
Wannabes M. Dandruff
Soapiest D. Translation
Arafat I. Auburn
Definitely O. Gesticulates
Armistice H. Dispassionate
Heaven V. Castings
Moons Q. Interested
Obnoxious Q. Canopying
Descent A. Castigation
Inspires J. Manlier
Stitched F. Quicklime
Resurface H. Patriarchal
Cobb L. Staten

[lostflower4]

Hey, those are all real people with feelings. How dare you call them retards? :smt018

[j]

Fine.  Some jackasses emailed me.  My apologies for using an inappropriate reference in a previous posting.  Oh, and this one just emailed me as well....

Mack Q. Driblet

[lostflower4]

Lateness U. Woodcarving e-mailed me today and told me he's still upset with us making fun of his relatives. He's talking about suing us for defamation of character.

[j]

More emails today about the Ultimate Online Pharmaceutical:

Roberts U. Naphtha
Nuking L. Barreled
Ascription J. Detaching
Substructure V. Recommended
Baroda I. Hominy
Effectuated A. Oxidizing
Puritanism L. Deformity
Hesiod E. Graveyard
Excels K. Bradshaw
Hyde C. Willingness
Inventiveness P. Monumental
Temper J. Roosevelt
Ebullient P. Weighs
Logically T. Cars
Epicenter R. Overbalanced
Inoculations P. Swaggers
Spaciousness G. Manson

And my favorite......

Faithlessness G. Wheresoever

[lostflower4]

Horror B. Fetishism.

I'm don't think it's appropriate to repeat the title of the mail, but these spammers seem have a vested interest in a certain "ability" of mine these past few days... (hint: the product is called SPERMAMAX)

[lostflower4]

I'm afraid this one tops 'em all...


Bullshit M. Fireflies

:smt042

[lostflower4]

Oshkosh O. Cuss...

I just wonder, where's his brother B. Gosh?

[crowbi_wan]

wigwam furor just e-mailed me, subject "Re: Your Money".  that's odd, because i really can't recall sending anyone named wigwam an e-mail about my money.  why does wigmam want to discuss my money?  hey wigwam,  :smt097

[j]

I think Wigwam may have emailed me before, too.  I just got an email from Contradiction T. Stiffen

[lostflower4]

Just got this one. A unique approach, I'd say...


Hello,

I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here are bad.

Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..



My dog and I are still alive :)

[japanesebaby]

i just got this today. now let's see:
"i am the TRANSLATOR to the FORMER prime minister of SAO TOME"

but never mind that: would anybody here have a good idea how to invest $8 million? and since ANY profitable business seems to do... well how about investing it all on... a cure forum? i bet we could buy a lot of... i don't know what with that - but anyway it would be a LOT!  8)

now what's "the level of interest?" mr. afonso is waiting!  ;-)  


From: AFONSO DOS SANTOS <YVK2K@NETSCAPE.NET>  
Subject: PRIME MINISTER  

Message: Dear sir,
I am the translator to the former Prime Minister of Sao Tome and Principe in Africa.I am contacting you on behalf of my Boss.

My name is Afonso dos Santos. We have some funds in financial instrument valued at $8.1million .

I am contacting you as regards investment in your country ,these funds can be used for investment within the next ten years.Any business that is profitable and viable in your country, subject to accounts and audit.

The profit after tax and other miscellaneous expenses, will be splited at the end of every fiscal year.

Please I will like to know your level of interest on this proposal.

Thanks as I await your response.
Yours Faithfully
Afonso dos santos

[Bosco]

I pity the fool that think he can join Curefans and persuade members to look at his webpage advertising forced sex porn.  You're crazier then that fool Murdock.

:smt066

[lostflower4]

Holy shit, this is bad. I saw one of these before, but I just kind of thought the person had some "odd tendencies".  Then it slipped my mind.

Looks like I'm going to have to do some cleaning up here. Thanks to everyone for bringing this to my attention.