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The Cure => General The Cure Discussion => Topic started by: dsanchez on December 18, 2018, 23:02:45

Title: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: dsanchez on December 18, 2018, 23:02:45
OK, will start this thread with this one I found on Twitter :P
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: dsanchez on December 30, 2018, 01:58:37
Another one... :P

Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: MeltingMan on December 30, 2018, 11:24:54
QuoteBilly has depression.

Billy is a popular bookshelf.  ;)
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: dsanchez on January 06, 2019, 19:27:51
"Bryan Ferry and Robert Smith" together live sing a Classic UK No1 from 1981 Joe Dolce's "Shaddap You face", performed by Stevie Riks XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSw_TQQRDKs
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: chemicaloverload on February 01, 2019, 18:32:34
https://vimeo.com/11524378

Who remembers this?
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: Ulrich on February 02, 2019, 09:14:58
Quote from: chemicaloverload on February 01, 2019, 18:32:34
Who remembers this?

I do. Not sure exactly when I got to see it - probably around 20 years ago!
(I was quite impressed with how they send him off with "Disintegration is the best album ever"...)
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: chemicaloverload on February 02, 2019, 18:39:29
It was 20 years old last year :)
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: Ulrich on February 03, 2019, 10:52:06
Quote from: chemicaloverload on February 02, 2019, 18:39:29
It was 20 years old last year :)

Yeah, I was probably a little late to see it, depending on when it got shown on German (or Swiss) tv. (I did not have cable or satellite tv back then.)
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: chemicaloverload on February 03, 2019, 13:22:10
Ah, we did you see, that and my little brother was a south park maniac, much to the delight of our parents who seemed to encourage it haha 
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: bobcat on February 03, 2019, 18:58:04
 
of course i remember seeing this SP ep 20 years ago now? damn! i taped them on vhs tapes back in the late 90s big time. had hours worth. the earlier years are a lot better then the past 10 or so. some are ok but i cant even watch it a lot of the times now. i still love all the old ep. im gonna rewatch the robert smith one sometime i think. ha
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: dsanchez on February 07, 2019, 19:09:31


(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DywibyMV4AAtLtF.jpg:large)
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: Ulrich on February 07, 2019, 19:24:11
I don't get it - anyone who can explain?  :1f633:
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: bobcat on February 07, 2019, 20:09:47
Quote from: Ulrich on February 07, 2019, 19:24:11
I don't get it - anyone who can explain?  :1f633:

haha, i dont get it either! :/
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: word_on_a_wing on February 07, 2019, 20:49:04
You need to click on it and view the whole image (with handwritten notes at the bottom) in order for it to make sense
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: dsanchez on February 07, 2019, 21:02:40
Quote from: word_on_a_wing on February 07, 2019, 20:49:04
You need to click on it and view the whole image (with handwritten notes at the bottom) in order for it to make sense

in my computer I can see the image (it's embeded in the post). are you checking the forum from your mobile?
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: word_on_a_wing on February 07, 2019, 22:34:46
I'm using my mobile, it displays a cropped picture -his name but no text underneath.
Clicking on it takes me to Twitter where I can see the full image
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: bobcat on February 08, 2019, 02:16:11
Quote from: word_on_a_wing on February 07, 2019, 20:49:04
You need to click on it and view the whole image (with handwritten notes at the bottom) in order for it to make sense

aah, that was why! thanks for that! i clicked on the image and viewed the entire thing! :) almost for sure! bahah
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: Ulrich on February 08, 2019, 10:03:31
Quote from: bobcat on February 08, 2019, 02:16:11
Quote from: word_on_a_wing on February 07, 2019, 20:49:04
You need to click on it and view the whole image (with handwritten notes at the bottom) in order for it to make sense

aah, that was why! thanks for that! i clicked on the image and viewed the entire thing!

Yeah, when I clicked it took me to twitter, then I clicked once more and finally saw the whole image with the whole text underneath.  :lol:
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: dsanchez on February 10, 2019, 20:48:59
Quote from: word_on_a_wing on February 07, 2019, 22:34:46
I'm using my mobile, it displays a cropped picture -his name but no text underneath.

It's fixed now (http://curefans.com/index.php?topic=8917.msg768850#msg768850) so people who see it for the first time won't need to click the link :)
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: dsanchez on February 20, 2019, 20:05:46
Not exactly a joke but it surely puts a smile in your face :)
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: Ulrich on February 26, 2019, 16:35:44
No "Oscar" for the Cure, even though they're acting like they're recording a new album!  :D
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: dsanchez on March 03, 2019, 15:29:57
Not sure what this is though... :P


Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: dsanchez on March 18, 2019, 11:23:30
:)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D159XNfWkAAz1ax.jpg:large)
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: chemicaloverload on March 18, 2019, 20:43:23
I laughed at this. Why does it seem so accurate?!
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: dsanchez on March 18, 2019, 23:09:53
The Smiths...

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Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: dsanchez on March 31, 2019, 20:08:49
Found this...
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: Fabien G on June 05, 2019, 05:15:17
Is that t home made?
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: dsanchez on July 09, 2019, 19:48:40
Stranger Things 3 :P

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_DSE8WXUAAyZRg.jpg:large)
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: Ulrich on July 25, 2019, 15:49:02
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 :D
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: SueC on July 26, 2019, 04:37:17
Hello, I'm new here!  And can't find the emojis.  Here's some musician jokes that aren't specifically about The Cure (although you can apply some of them if that's your thing), but they are sooooo good my husband and I spent three hours one night reading and re-reading them, nearly rupturing our diaphragms and weeping hysterical tears when we were supposed to be asleep... these are so mean...half the humour is just shock...

https://osbornmusic.com/jokes.html

Enjoy - and don't read them while having coffee if you value your keyboard!
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: SueC on July 30, 2019, 15:49:31
We thought of something silly:  What if we put an accent over the e of the band title?  The Curé - puts an entirely different spin on it.  Something Weird Al might do... :angel

We have both read Peaches for Monsieur le Curé - so that's probably where that hails back to...
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: SueC on January 01, 2020, 01:55:35
OK, so yesterday Brett had an idea that I think qualifies as a Cure joke.  He thinks that all the past members of The Cure not currently in the band ought to get together as a band and call themselves Prevention.  Why Prevention?  Because Prevention is better than The Cure... :angel
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: dsanchez on April 12, 2020, 16:58:47
Another about The Cure vs The Smiths

Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: Ulrich on January 14, 2021, 09:25:45
Nice one!  :lol:
(https://scontent-frx5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/139296726_238357800990393_2667726638553298815_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=2&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=R7DFJBGzxogAX8G9Sq5&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-1.xx&oh=01d0fcacde7aace79c1c04b054278ac2&oe=6023FD70)
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: SueC on January 14, 2021, 10:39:17
If you have a look at the official website from the band, they've put out masks with what qualifies as Cure jokes on them.  :winking_tongue

(https://static.musictoday.com/store/bands/5341/product_600/X9AMTC70.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes about The Cure
Post by: Ulrich on July 15, 2023, 11:59:37
Quote from: dsanchez on April 12, 2020, 16:58:47Another about The Cure vs The Smiths...

And yet another one!  :winking_tongue

https://thehardtimes.net/music/robert-smith-negotiates-with-ticketmaster-to-cancel-morrissey-tour-dates/
QuoteThe Cure frontman and monopoly-challenging hero Robert Smith negotiated with Ticketmaster to cancel Morrissey's planned U.S. tour, sources relieved to get their money back confirmed.

"It's sickening how Morrissey keeps announcing shows with sky-high ticket prices just to storm offstage as soon as his paycheck clears. Worse, sometimes he actually shows up and subjects people to his ignorant drivel," said Smith while looking out the window wistfully on a rainy day. "Working with Ticketmaster to cancel his tour prevents fans from getting ripped off, allowing them to see better bands for lower prices. I wish I could do more — I wanted to throw in a coupon for Johnny Marr tickets before Ticketmaster threatened to make up the difference with more of their ridiculous fees — but I'm still glad to give Morrissey a taste of his own medicine."

Morrissey was blindsided by news of Smith's actions upon learning of the cancellation via email.

"Canceling shows is one of my favorite activities, so you can imagine my horror upon learning that whinge bag from The Cure colluded with Ticketmaster to pull the plug on my tour before I could," the singer said while angrily putting his shirt back on...
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