Here I make the 7000th post on Curefans... :-D
I've been getting this absolutely RIDICULOUS spam over the last couple of months. Check out the names of the senders!
Callousness O. Pious
Headrest K. Tormentor
Unrolling C. Sobbing
Predates T. Drowsing
Chew F. Snort
Transformers O. Washrooms
Hangover H. Acanthus
Sikkim V. Dweebs
Anthropological M. Scars
Suspensions K. Valued
Lawbreaker D. Ahmad
Chew F. Snort. Can't beat that one. What a nice picture that brings to mind... It just makes me laugh to think of the morons who concoct this crap. And most of the time the links they give are broken, and some of the messages don't make any sense at all. How are these fools intending to make money?
But most of all, I'd surely trust my money with people with names like this.
:smt098
My brothers Callousness, Transformers, and Anthropological take offense to your callous outlook on their business, Caley. Just because my older brother Lawbreaker is in jail because he tried to transfer $65 million dollars from his inheritance in Zimbabwe to a US account for a 20% fee to the recipient does not mean my other brothers are sending spam. I expect a full apology from you, and to make amends, please post your bank account information here. I swear, we won't use it for anything illicit.
;-)
Quote from: jMy brothers Callousness, Transformers, and Anthropological take offense to your callous outlook on their business, Caley. Just because my older brother Lawbreaker is in jail because he tried to transfer $65 million dollars from his inheritance in Zimbabwe to a US account for a 20% fee to the recipient does not mean my other brothers are sending spam. I expect a full apology from you, and to make amends, please post your bank account information here. I swear, we won't use it for anything illicit.
;-)
I received this one too !!!
I give my bank account and now I 've got $65 million dollars :-D
Hey Jeff, your sister Navratilova Q. Pollinates sent me some e-mail today. I got pissed and wrote her a nasty letter. Sorry, but I cannot tolerate this excessive b.width overloading my m.box.
I think the next-of-kin should be held financially responsible for this kind of pity! :smt029
Yeah, well, the disowned side of the family emailed me today. My cousins Tatum Clanton, Ethel M Chocolates, and Cornelious J. Drywater all sent me a message!
Sounds simular to the 411 scam...
Just got this. This has to be the most retarded spam I've received, and I've received a lot. I mean, whoever made this deserves to be shot (as well as anyone who responds to it). I think it would be good for society. :twisted:
Good day sir,
You are approved for re feyenance
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Remember my years, heavy with sorrow -- =20.
It might be a bit of the cloak.
Lyin' on the sidewalk,.
Impel you forever up the great stairs -- =20.
A sour Scotswoman called Hooch..
Sincerely,
Briana Battelle
what geniuses!
this isn't exactly a spam story, but about bad/hardly understandable use of language anyway:
i recently received an absolutely hilarious email (someone was trying to advertise his/her new method for teaching musical skills to small children etc). anyway, it seemed like it was translated from some (i don't know what) language by using some internet translation program which produced somewhat amazing sentences. for instance:
'Such a notable playartist because NIKOLAUS HARNONCOURT and FRANZ WELSER-MOEST to obtain mentions RUGERI order is excellent
Exemplary
for this time music provisions!'
And it all started with:
'My dear ladies room and gentleman' :smt045
lovely :wink:
maybe i should have bought it just out of sheer sympathy
Quote from: japanesebaby'My dear ladies room and gentleman'
:smt042
It really doesn't get any better than that! Not much more I can say...
:smt043
Anyone here speak moron?
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it but,
not a
or some in
in it's try
yes! and it not but and a yes or some try !
yes ! not !
(what?)
(http://cowpi.com/journal/images/04/spam_monty-python.jpg)
job good it's in but picture send you why not it's not shown not? :wink:
? what ?
good see can yes well picture some like yes but it what seen it's not or mean not i see not ?
shown yes ? not ?
i get not! :smt009
it's now seen to it
why before not it's? no?
but to it's not it's say...
thanks very it (you) = good it
yes? :oops:
yes! spam good very many spam yes more !!!
yess!
yes now it not seen it good but not the picture is now no more
there i send but again not to shown is !
i get but not again it no ! :smt009
oh no i not can how it to do well good
know not to moderate here how it is ?
(= i bad now ? you delete me banned now what ? but !! )
no ban but it no not? :smt102
Who ARE these people? :oops:
Everybody knows the great scandal known as "Klinton-Levinsky".
After the relations like this Klintons popularity raised a lot! It is a natural phenomenon, because Bill as a real man in order not to shame himself when he was with Monica regularly used Voagra. What happened you see. His political figure became more bright and more attractive.
It is very important for a man to be respected as a man! See our Voagra shop to enter upon the new phase of your life.
:smt043
I'm sorry to chime in so late on this one but I must have missed it way back when. Anyway, this is actually for Jeff, didn't our little mid-west friend begin their 'Pseudo Babble" around this same time??? I'm still trying to figure out what in the hell he's saying. Actually, I don't really want to know as it will just give me a headache. Did "spam" play a part in his demise??? Should we offer to buy him a really good spam blocker? I know for my own sanity's sake, it would be money well spent. If we did do this, maybe the rumors of the new "dic" in the heartland are true...taking money from those who support you only to have a corn cob shoved somewhere you really don't want it... Talk about needing "squeezable butter".
Just "food" for thought...
ron
Quote from: lostflower4Who ARE these people? :oops:
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Just imagine what my associate just emailed me about just now!
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:smt017
I get three emails a day about my car (And I don't drive) from Khageshwor Adhikari. It's odd how they want to loan me money for my non-existent car payments...
Quote from: ronTalk about needing "squeezable butter".
Just "food" for thought...
ron
Ok... So we're having an "intelligent" spam discussion here and you chime in talking about dicktators, chocolate-covered corn cobs, and butter. Now who's off their rocker here??? :smt119
I recieved a spam from "Boris Odonell"!!!!!!! (it was about a weigth loss suplement) A cure fan sendin spam? :P Jajaja
Quote from: ItsNotMeI recieved a spam from "Boris Odonell"!!!!!!! (it was about a weigth loss suplement) A cure fan sendin spam? :P Jajaja
That's great... :smt042
I just got this mail:
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This is E.T. !!! he want to came back on earth !!!!
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the ALIEN INVASION is at hand! they may look like some korean girls to you but it's just a diversion! everybody TAKE COVER!! :smt095
(or we can always try and infect the main computer aboard their mother ship with some nice windows based viruses or simply to SPAM them all into oblivion - i mean it has been proved to work before... :lol: )
hilarious :-D :-D :-D
I think it is just another cure forum's admin proving his English is worse than previously thought.....
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and see, the try in in a on the may see try
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or see see and some
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and see may may
or see see and some
it's the it's
caley get some sleep, fresh air, anything...
you are scaring me. :smt095
marika
i just got this today
(it looks like somebody has a question or two...):
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I was bombarded by retards last night. All of them emailed me about the Ultimate Online Pharmaceutical. I got emails from:
Narcosis P. Sexual
Caricatured C. Antihistamine
Yearbook M. Softwood
Collectivism M. Gangways
Wannabes M. Dandruff
Soapiest D. Translation
Arafat I. Auburn
Definitely O. Gesticulates
Armistice H. Dispassionate
Heaven V. Castings
Moons Q. Interested
Obnoxious Q. Canopying
Descent A. Castigation
Inspires J. Manlier
Stitched F. Quicklime
Resurface H. Patriarchal
Cobb L. Staten
Hey, those are all real people with feelings. How dare you call them retards? :smt018
:lol:
Fine. Some jackasses emailed me. My apologies for using an inappropriate reference in a previous posting. Oh, and this one just emailed me as well....
Mack Q. Driblet
Lateness U. Woodcarving e-mailed me today and told me he's still upset with us making fun of his relatives. He's talking about suing us for defamation of character.
More emails today about the Ultimate Online Pharmaceutical:
Roberts U. Naphtha
Nuking L. Barreled
Ascription J. Detaching
Substructure V. Recommended
Baroda I. Hominy
Effectuated A. Oxidizing
Puritanism L. Deformity
Hesiod E. Graveyard
Excels K. Bradshaw
Hyde C. Willingness
Inventiveness P. Monumental
Temper J. Roosevelt
Ebullient P. Weighs
Logically T. Cars
Epicenter R. Overbalanced
Inoculations P. Swaggers
Spaciousness G. Manson
And my favorite......
Faithlessness G. Wheresoever
Horror B. Fetishism.
I'm don't think it's appropriate to repeat the title of the mail, but these spammers seem have a vested interest in a certain "ability" of mine these past few days... (hint: the product is called SPERMAMAX) :oops:
I'm afraid this one tops 'em all...
Bullshit M. Fireflies
:smt042
Oshkosh O. Cuss...
I just wonder, where's his brother B. Gosh? :?
wigwam furor just e-mailed me, subject "Re: Your Money". that's odd, because i really can't recall sending anyone named wigwam an e-mail about my money. why does wigmam want to discuss my money? hey wigwam, :smt097
I think Wigwam may have emailed me before, too. I just got an email from Contradiction T. Stiffen
Just got this one. A unique approach, I'd say...
Hello,
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here are bad.
Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..
My dog and I are still alive :)
i just got this today. now let's see:
"i am the TRANSLATOR to the FORMER prime minister of SAO TOME" :lol:
but never mind that: would anybody here have a good idea how to invest $8 million? and since ANY profitable business seems to do... well how about investing it all on... a cure forum? i bet we could buy a lot of... i don't know what with that - but anyway it would be a LOT! 8)
now what's "the level of interest?" mr. afonso is waiting! ;-)
From: AFONSO DOS SANTOS <YVK2K@NETSCAPE.NET>
Subject: PRIME MINISTER
Message: Dear sir,
I am the translator to the former Prime Minister of Sao Tome and Principe in Africa.I am contacting you on behalf of my Boss.
My name is Afonso dos Santos. We have some funds in financial instrument valued at $8.1million .
I am contacting you as regards investment in your country ,these funds can be used for investment within the next ten years.Any business that is profitable and viable in your country, subject to accounts and audit.
The profit after tax and other miscellaneous expenses, will be splited at the end of every fiscal year.
Please I will like to know your level of interest on this proposal.
Thanks as I await your response.
Yours Faithfully
Afonso dos santos
I pity the fool that think he can join Curefans and persuade members to look at his webpage advertising forced sex porn. You're crazier then that fool Murdock.
:smt066
Holy shit, this is bad. I saw one of these before, but I just kind of thought the person had some "odd tendencies". :oops: Then it slipped my mind.
Looks like I'm going to have to do some cleaning up here. Thanks to everyone for bringing this to my attention.
Ok, I remember now. What I saw before wasn't so bad compared to what I saw today. Before it was just one of those blog pages with a bunch of nonsense words. I figured the guy must have been retarded or something, so I let it slide.
But some of the stuff I saw today... :shock: Who are these idiots? Well, they're all gone now. Hopefully no innocent bystanders got wiped out in the process. I'll be keeping my eye on this in the future!
This just gave me a good laugh:
--------------------------------------------------
Subject: anti-spammers are lamers
regards,
spammer
--------------------------------------------------
WTF??? :lol:
Dear spammer,
don't spam me like that
Sincerly,
spamboy
Quote from: rockitmarty on March 28, 2007, 21:28:57
Dear spammer,
don't spam me like that
Sincerly,
spamboy
oh yes: please don't.
The Nigerian 419 spammers are the best! There was actually one circulating purporting to be from none other than Robert Smith, who was dying of esophageal cancer, and wanted his money to go to some charitable cause. Brilliant.
Even the scammer-spammers are in on the "Robert is dead" rumors.
:rocker
I've got this one in the curefans.com mailbox
Subjet: Such a big size that she never felt before! :shock:
Welcome, Our Penis XtraSize Pills Will Expand,
Lengthen And Your XtraSize Penis + 3 Inches.
100% Satisfaction Guaranteed! Or Your Money Back!
:lol:
PS: Hopefully I am happy with my.... :roll:
WATCH OUT for this site & do NOT create an account there!:
www.tagged.com
a friend recently sent me some email. then a few hours later i received another email from her which was an invitation email to this site.
i generally don't accept these sort of things since i'm not into myspace etc. etc. at all, but since it came from a good friend so i clicked yes without really thinking about it...
and a bit later my friend sends me another emails saying "do NOT click yes!!" - because she never sent that invitation to me at all. it appears that this site works like once they get hold of your email address they keep sending random invitations to just about anyone you might send email to... and without you being able to know about it - which is definitely NOT cool but the worst kind of spam! :smth011
i really hope my email isn't all ruined and "polluted" now. :(
i did cancel the invitation & the account created there but not sure if it works... if it doesn't work, then i don't know what to do.
do i need to give up and change my email address? huh... oh dear. :(
anyway, i suggest you do NOT click "yes" if you receive one of these from anyone. :!:
Recent Spam we've got on the curefans.com mailbox
"Hello! I am bored today. I am nice girl that would like to chat with you. Email me
at dfy@YourOnset.info only, because I am writing not from my personal email. Will
send some of my pictures"
:D
Quote from: dsanchez on October 28, 2007, 03:58:04
Recent Spam we've got on the curefans.com mailbox
"Hello! I am bored today. I am nice girl that would like to chat with you. Email me
at dfy@YourOnset.info only, because I am writing not from my personal email. Will
send some of my pictures"
:D
Nice girl my ass. the only picture I received was this
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i213/Viper_MLG/yeah_kit.gif)
I do have to say that I have not really noticed any spam on this forum.
A credit the staff I think for filtering it out.
Great work folks :smth023
I think the "idiots" you're referring to are just bots. Just random words put together, along with letters. Although, I don't ever get spam..and I don't have a spam filter.
I don't really know how that works. Well..I get 2 spam emails a week, probably. Nothing compared to other people, though.
From: ashley_99james@hotmail.com
> Subject:
> Date: Wed, 5 Dec 2007 14:24:47 +0100
>
> Hello my good friend.
> How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family. You may not understand why this mail came to you.But if you do not remember me, you might have receive an email from me in the past regarding a multi-million-dollar business proposal which we never concluded. I am using this opportunity to inform you that this multi-million-dollar business has been concluded with the assistance of another partner from Paraguay who financed the transaction to a logical conclusion.
>
> I thank you for your great effort to our unfinished transfer of fund into your account due to one reason or the other best known to you. But I want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the fund out of my bank to my new partner's account in Paraguay that was capable of assisting me in this great venture. Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness you shown during the course of the transaction. I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of US$900,000.00. I have left a certified international bank draft for you worth of USD$900,000.00 cashable anywhere in the world.
>
> My dear friend I will like you to contact my secretary with Dankyi Yaw, on his direct email address at :[dankyi_yaw@yahoo.it] for collection of your bank draft. I authorized him to release the Bank Draft to you whenever you ask him for it. At the moment, I'm very busy here because of the investment projects, which I and the new partner are having at hand.Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart,
>
> Also comply with Reverend.Boateng Darko`s directives so that he will send the draft to you without any delay. CONTACT: Dankyi Yaw.Email address: dankyi_yaw@yahoo.it,You are required to furnish him with the below information to enable him deliver the cheque to you,
> 1.FULL NAMES:______________________
> 2.ADDRESS:____________ __________
> 3.E-MAILADDRESS:_______________
> 4.TELEPHONE NUMBER:___________________
> Hoping to hear from you.
> Thanks and God bless you and your family.
> MR Ashley James.
I ALSO RECIEVE THE ONES JAPANESEBABY GETS FROM AFRICA :roll: ~Good work filtering it here though, Thank you :rocker
Anyone feel free reply and get sum cash :shock: :smth044 :smth043 :smth091
edit~ Wanted to post this below pic for lostflower4 - reminded me of her avatar. :D -brushtail possum hiding in my shirt. :smth050
well, this is a spam and fraud at the same time
we got this in our curefans.com mailbox just some days ago
so curefans.com is now rich, almost 1 million US$ :roll: :-D
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Quote from: crowbi_wan on October 28, 2007, 07:36:16
Nice girl my ass. the only picture I received was this
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i213/Viper_MLG/yeah_kit.gif)
WTF? :-D
Quote from: dsanchez on May 16, 2009, 13:11:23
Quote from: crowbi_wan on October 28, 2007, 07:36:16
Nice girl my ass. the only picture I received was this
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i213/Viper_MLG/yeah_kit.gif)
WTF? :-D
i guess that a SPAM thread can very well also be a hoff thread at the same time... :-D
but poor hoff - recently: http://womansday.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=809341
According to gossip site RadarOnline, The Hoff was hospitalised for alcohol poisoning after his 16-year-old daughter Hayley found him unconscious on the floor of their home in Encino, California last Saturday. (honestly, it's pretty awful that a 16-year old daughter must find her dad like that, whoever it was :?)
kind of "chain" circuling in youtube
at the beginning I liked it, but now it gets kind of boring
"u say katy perry i say SLASH
u say high school musical i say Avenge seven hold
u say rap i say crap
u say kanye west i say aerosmith
u say T. Pain i say led zepplen
u say pink i say pink floyd
u say kid cuddi i say ac/dc
u say beyonce i say zz top
u say 50 cent i say your broke!!!
94% of kids prefer rap to other music. :-P if youre one of the awesome 6% that still loves to headbang copy and paste this to three pure rock videos.
THE SPIRIT OF ROCK LIVES
Long live the classic"
Quote from: dsanchez on May 31, 2009, 11:55:13
kind of "chain" circuling in youtube
at the beginning I liked it, but now it gets kind of boring
"u say katy perry i say SLASH
u say high school musical i say Avenge seven hold
u say rap i say crap
u say kanye west i say aerosmith
u say T. Pain i say led zepplen
u say pink i say pink floyd
u say kid cuddi i say ac/dc
u say beyonce i say zz top
u say 50 cent i say your broke!!!
94% of kids prefer rap to other music. :-P if youre one of the awesome 6% that still loves to headbang copy and paste this to three pure rock videos.
THE SPIRIT OF ROCK LIVES
Long live the classic"
it's not just on youtube, it's everywhere... there are blogs where you can fill out the right side for yourself and stuff..
i agree that something should be done to make the classics more popular among kids, but chain comments on youtube are not exactly the right way :? doesn't really show any dignity !